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Health-Hydro
Midlands Meander
Health-Hydro? Well, perhaps you're feeling the stress? Are you convinced that locked inside that weary, flabby, creaky, overtaxed body of yours there is a svelte, focussed, dynamic zen new you, if only you could access it? Well…guess who’s got the key? Brookdale Health Hydro on the Midlands Meander. 25 minutes south of Halls Country House on the R103 is a place that’s so inspired you’ll want to have its babies.
Bunch of navel-gazing, noodle heads mumbling arcane mantras into their organic consommé? No Way! This is a place you can tailor to suit your needs. Let me run some concepts by you. A cornucopia of treatments based on massage, flotation, hydrotherapy and beauty therapies that you can mix and match. For example the Brookdale Heavenly Twin Massage, featuring 2 therapists massaging you together using complementary moves - the word orgasmic comes to mind.
 
From full day to two hour treatments. A for instance? Hydro Extravaganza - a full day of Steam: Hydro Bath; Back Massage - Tea - Dead Sea Mud Experience; Reflexology - Lunch - Scentao Stone Therapy; Beute’ Neuve or Liftosome Facial; Make Up or Solar Bronze Application. The real film star treatment!
The food doesn't consist of moon surface tiles of crisp bread and miscellaneous green goop. Its fresh, chi-chi, imaginative, unbelievably delicious and plentiful.The bad news? It's quite expensive to stay there. Better to pick a good, value-for-money guest house (guess who), and use the day spa.
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Midlands Meander accommodation
in the Drakensberg foothills
for information, enquiries or reservations
phone Janette on +27 (0)33 263 2696
©Halls Country House - Midlands Meander|Drakensberg Accommodation.
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